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Alan Committee
Alan Committie Comedian
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Category:
MC, Entertainment
Location:
Cape Town South Africa
Preferred Language:
English
Tags:
Comedy,Entertainment,MC,Stand up comedian
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Welcome to the wacky world of Alan Committie: one of South Africa’s leading stand-up comics,
 character comedian, award winning actor, comedy writer, Theatre director, Master of Ceremonies (MC), facilitator, and other talents which cannot and must not be named for fear of losing the element of intrigue!!

What more could you ask for from one man?

From Cape Town to Johannesburg and all South African places in between but also via London, New York and Los Angeles, this veritable One Man Committee of
 comedy will have you in stitches with his particular brand of madness! (Or, at the very least, a little tired out by his boundless energy).

This is the site to find out more about his shows, his current commitments and how to book him for your pleasure (Stop it! You know what we mean!)…

Welcome to the wacky world of Alan Committie: one of South Africa’s leading stand-up comics,
 character comedian, award winning actor, comedy writer, Theatre director, Master of Ceremonies (MC), facilitator, and other talents which cannot and must not be named for fear of losing the element of intrigue!!

What more could you ask for from one man?

From Cape Town to Johannesburg and all South African places in between but also via London, New York and Los

Synopsis:
PRESENTATION by Alan Committee

MATERIAL for Alan Committie - Johan van der Walt

A highly officious, disturbingly pedantic and rude man, vd Walt is a part-time Sheriff of the Court and full-time bumbling irritant (not unlike a Basil Fawlty from De Aar).

"MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER" This character was used for a particular function where delegates were told they were to be addressed by a motivational speaker...

*Austin Powers Impersonation*

*JOHN REVOLTA*
This buck-toothed beauty from the 70's is everything we tried to forget about the disco days of old... a hip, super-cool cat... without being hip or cool... if you know what I mean... Drive-ins, Abba and the BeeGees are all he can talk about... but boy, can he talk... and talk, and talk&... 'cos he schemes he's a skivvies with a moerse lotta savvie... you'check, my china…? Ideal for themed 70's functions he could be an MC or simply an entertaining diversion for the evening... Staying Alive... you'd better believe it...

*DRUNKEN WAITER* This clown is a composite of the DINNER FOR ONE butler and every slightly tipsy waiter you have ever encountered. In the context of a corporate event he makes an appearance and subtly works the room as a waiter who is slightly inebriated. As the room becomes more aware of his presence his actions become more obviously comic and ludicrous. Using my physical comedy skills this character could flail and stumble his way around your venue without ever incurring the wrath of patron or guest. The other option is to set up a dummy table with glasses and plates that could be damaged... and to create a perilous palatable pandemonium packing plates!!! Same procedure as last year, Miss Sofie ?!

*OOM GERRIE* Oom Gerrie made his first appearance as part of COCA COLA's incentive programme... he is a miner of the early 19th Century with tales and stories to cover every situation... There is a lesson to be learnt from all aspects of nature and Oom Gerrie is always happy to share that parable with you... whether it takes all night or not... His comic monologues can last anything up to 20 minutes and cover ALL TOPICS... filled with diverse facts - often made up (but then why let truth get in the way of a good story), interesting links and curious memories... This character is easily adaptable into a corporate launch as a LINK or MC or comic diversion... *Inspector Cleaseau* This impersonation of Peter Seller's masterfully funny Detective is ideal for themed evening or simply as a comic diversion. Ideally, he should interact with an audience, doing body searches, exploring personal belongings and creating mayhem as only a bumbling, stumbling imbecile can... Is theat a beumb in your handbag?

*Charlie Chaplin*

*BIONIC BRAAI BOY* Stronger than a voortrekker ox! Faster than the South African Postal Delivery service! Able to leap huge rocks on beaches anywhere (except the ones with sharp pointy bits that might hurt)! He is the new saviour of all South Africans: Is it a Hadeda Bird? Is it an SAA plane? No, its BIONIC BRAAI BOY! Armed with Titanium (braai) tongs and his wors wapen our intrepid hero relies on his agility, incredible sense of smell and unwavering intallect... intellict... anitcll... cleverness to deal with enemies all around... Fighting injustice, evil-doers and Heinz Winkler fans our hero uses his powerful BIONIC BOEP to save the day... This interactive super-clown is ideal as ice-breaker, product launcher or zany diversion... Mild mannered telkom employer by day and superhero by night!

*The Scotsman*

*The Mexican: Pedro Non Morales or Julio Eeegassy Ass*

*THE MEXICAN: PEDRO NON MORALES OR JULIO EEEGASSY ASS* This tumbleweed infested, cactus-like character hails from El Guapo, Mexico and is a bordello owner with 5 daughters and three swine (in no particular order). He is ideal as a welcoming figure for a theme-party and is also an excellent Master of Ceremonies. His quick wit and strong accent are bound to raise beeeg laughs and his infamous tales of how the West was lost but soon found will keep you enraptured if not in raptures. In Mexico, bearded women are beeeg!!! *Ivan the Hippie*

*THE HOBO* Smelly, rude, pizzled, unbalanced - both physical and mentally, slobbery, bad-breath, cross-eyed, inarticulate, slurry, ... AND THESE ARE HIS GOOD QUALITIES!! The hobo is an ideal interactive clown to launch onto your guests in order to break the ice and get the laughter and energies flowing... An alternative to this character is a drunk waiter who is different in look but similar in the gags and physical routines... Both these characters have proved very popular and highly amusing additions to a corporate function.

*The Mad Professor*

*Mr Bean Impersonation*
PRESENTATION by Alan Committee

MATERIAL for Alan Committie - Johan van der Walt

A highly officious, disturbin
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